So a horse walks into a barn.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Matthew Baker

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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