- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

What do you call a Jew A Jew

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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