- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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