- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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