- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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