- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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