Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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