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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

WHAT????

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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