What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Women's rights

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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