A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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