A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

A person from Singapore eats

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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