A man goes to the potty.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Boob

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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