- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

CHORGLUND

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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