What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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