you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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