What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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