- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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