- Anti Joke

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blind man walks into a wall.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What do you call a banana? A banana.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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