Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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The game.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Anti Joke

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