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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

H o m o comes out as homo

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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