A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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Santa isn't real

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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