Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

women's rights

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Dear crush, I want to drink you

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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