- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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