- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

i love to lick...

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

ur an fagit

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Poop

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

whats 2+2 equal? 4

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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