A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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Knock knock What?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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A man goes to the potty.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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