Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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A blonde dies Lololol

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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