What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

child labor

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

How come grilled cheese?

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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