- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

DEATH.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

WHAT????

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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