whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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kaite is dumb that is true

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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