Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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