- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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