- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

What's 9 + 10 19

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

BOTTOM!!!

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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