Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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