You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

the holocaust

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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