women's rights

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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