People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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