- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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