- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

A chicken walks into a barn.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Women's rights

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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