Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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5 people are walking

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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Obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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