- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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