- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

vote this down and i will DOX you

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Justin Bieber.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

VAL SUCKS

AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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