- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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