How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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