- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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