- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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