- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

smell the vitamin C

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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