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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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