Why would it matter if they believed such a thing? Are you trying to screw me over? You know that I am very competent at making myself seem like a total jackass myself right? You got a point, it is not my role to help others in life, I just guess I enjoy repairing others, it sure is a hell lot easier than repairing myself, I just enjoy repairing things I can repair I suppose, now using them as my henchmen that's just worthless. The way I see it, people that wage wars, control others, indoctrinate them, and/or accumulate great sums of wealth to the point where, well its pointless, are all just overcompensating, trying to make up for something that they cannot repair within themselves. It is only natural, I mean we humans, if we lack something, we get a lot more of something else. Thanks, you are right about that whole "soul incident" as I call it, it is strange how people often seem to know each other a lot better than they know themselves, I mean I could at any time choose to quit, to become like others, to surrender my individuality, to "give up my soul" or rather the essence of what makes us unique. But you know, ill rather die than live as a servant for a society many would say I never truly learned to understand. Truth is, I will never accept it, if true strength stops arriving from within, its because people choose to seek it from others, the day I require the approval of others in order to sustain myself, ill off myself, that's not a real definition of existence as far as my opinion goes. I mean what are we worth to ourselves, if we become beings that base our so called value on what others think about us? We should focus on becoming those that spread joy and inspire others, rather than to seek inspiration and joy from others. Why? Because its a win win scenario, you cannot spread joy if you got none, you cannot inspire others if we have no inspiration, I guess you can fake it, sometimes until it becomes real, but that is mental-ism and not ideology (not that they are complete opposites, and if they are not opposites, they can work as a synergy) I guess I had forgotten about that, tell yourself that you are great enough, and you become great, excuse me, I am dead tired, its been hours, say, how are you doing?

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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