- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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