- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

DEATH.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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