- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

How come grilled cheese?

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

child labor

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Whats wrong with that Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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