What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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