if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

A person from Singapore eats

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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