What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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