- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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