- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Horse with a chair on his head.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Women's Rights.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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