A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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David Cameron

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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