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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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