- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

ur an fagit

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

i love to lick...

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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