- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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