A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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