- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

A guy was beet by his wife.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

FUS RO DAH!!!

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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