What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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I'm Batman.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Why? Why not?

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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