- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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