Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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YOU

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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