- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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