An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Anti Joke

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