- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Women's professional sports

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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