- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

A women in the kitchen.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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