- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

You idiot.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

I hate blackniggers

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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