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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Which is longer? A rope...

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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