You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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what is the color of a burp burple

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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