whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Homo say what?

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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