Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Who is John Galt?

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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