- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

You will not press the like button.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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