Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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