Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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