What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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