What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

thumb_up thumb_down +22

ass.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +22

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Neither have I

thumb_up thumb_down +22

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

thumb_up thumb_down +20

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Sarah Jessica Parker

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

thumb_up thumb_down +20

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops