you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Why did the

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roy g biv

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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i like men but im not gay

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Womans baksetball...

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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