- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Your mother is so fat.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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