what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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