- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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