- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Miscarriages.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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