- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

whats the capital of congo famine

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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