It's long!

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Black people are the scum of the earth

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

there once was a frog with no leggs

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Knock knock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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