A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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My mom

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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