- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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