There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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poop

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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Nuneaton..

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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