what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

breasts

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Cancer.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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