Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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speech and debate.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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The GOV and the WHO?

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