What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Today is March 22.

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Tim and Eric

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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