What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Homo say what?

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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