Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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Why? Why not?

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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