- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

You will not press the like button.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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