- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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